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Sponsored by the USSR Telivision
and Radio State Committee

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The Adventures of Captain Wrongel

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- It is well-known that in our world

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amazing things can happen!

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The seas are full beyond all count

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of sights deserving wonder!

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You'll see an iron crowbar float

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and a fish drown in water.

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It's sometimes hard
to believe, friends,

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but it is true, regardless!

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It's sometimes hard
to believe, friends,

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but it is true, regardless!

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One must be steadfast in the sea

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and endlessly resourceful.

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And I could personally serve

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as a living example!

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What I've experienced in my life

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is, of course, quite surprising!

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It's sometimes hard
to believe, friends,

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but it is true, regardless!

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It's sometimes hard
to believe, friends,

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but it is true, regardless!

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There are many states in this world

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where I have dropped an anchor.

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My friends, I am captain Wrongel.

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And that's all there is to say!

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My truthfulness can't be denied

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and everybody knows it.

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It's sometimes hard
to believe, friends

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but it is true, regardless!

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It's sometimes hard
to believe, friends,

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but it is true, regardless,
but it is true, regardless...

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But it is true, regardless!

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Well, I guess I'll

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tell you about the round-the-world sailing
regatta that I happened to participate in.

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Somewhere abroad...

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This story began in a faraway,
foreign city.

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"Yacht Club"

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- Dear gentlemen,

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I'm honored to inform you that our
club, for the first time in the
sport of sailing's history,

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has decided to host an international
sailing regatta for single-masted yachts
that will circumnavigate the globe.

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The most famous captains were sent an
invitation to participate in this event.

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- Yeah, this is how it all started.

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In those days, it had been long
since I'd dreamt of any adventures,

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and I was instead teaching
navigation in a nautical school.

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So, under all these circumstances, you
need to find out the ship's coordinates.

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Lom!

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What happened? Where are you?

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- I lost my pen,
Christopher Bonifatyevich.

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- To the blackboard, please.

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And don't forget
about your reexamination.

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- Christopher Bonifatyevich, there's
an international telegram for you!

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- "To the famous Captain Wrongel"...

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"The Enlandian club invites you to
participate in a round-the world
sailing regatta".

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Lom, do you want to get straight A's
in your navigation studies?

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- I do!

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- Then you'll go with me on a
circumnavigation aboard a sailing yacht.

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I'll sign you on as my shipmate.

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Send a telegram:

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"Captain Wrongel accepts!"

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Lom,

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start building a yacht
this very day.

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- Yes, sir!
I must start building a yacht.

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"Success"

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- Dear friends, a long circumnavigation
awaits our yacht.

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We'll do all we can to have
the main prize of the regatta

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standing in our nautical museum.

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Raise the sails!

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Give up the bow cable!

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Reel back the stern ropes!

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Full speed ahead!

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What's up? Why aren't we moving?

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Hey, you on the tugboat!

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Take the rope, goddamnit!

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"Success"

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"Loss"

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Alright, let's try once more!

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First mate Lom, what sort of
wood did you place aboard?

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- The very best, only just cut down!

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- Ah, so that's why
the yacht put down roots.

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First mate Lom, clear the portside
from green plantings.

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It's a bit awkward to sail
with a farmstead...

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The fishes'll laugh us down.

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In the ocean, like in drug stores,
all has meaning, all has weight.

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And a ship, just like a human,
needs a name to live by.

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You don't give a name in vain,
I will say it here and now:

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As you name the boat, so shall it float!
As you name the boat, so shall it float!

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Name it "Hercules", and command
"full speed ahead!"

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and it'll break, with no ice-breaker,
all the frozen ice up north!

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But name it "Washtub", and
there'll be trouble for sure.

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That boat'll sink even in a swamp!
That boat'll sink even in a swamp!

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In the ocean, like in drug stores,
all has meaning, all has weight.

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And a ship, just like a human,
needs a name to live by.

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You don't give a name in vain,
I will say it here and now:

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As you name the boat, so shall it float!
As you name the boat, so shall it float!

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Just like that, Lom.

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Yeah, not for nothing did I name
our yacht "Success"!

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- Hey, you there on the "Loss"!

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Have a good trip!

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"Captain Wrongel and the "Loss" yacht"

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Scandal, irreparable scandal!

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Steer right, and take a
course to the open sea!

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Lower the sails!

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Drop the anchor!

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All right, so after two days,
we should be at the spot.

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We still have some time.

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Lom, why are we in
such an awkward position?

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- I don't know,
Christopher Bonifatyevich!

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- It's because we've missed the tide

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and you haven't slipped
the cable, got it?

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- Got it, sir, captain, sir!

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So, what do we do now?

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- We'll have to wait
for the tide to go out.

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End of Part One
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